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I'm Joe and I hail from Columbia, Missouri. I like running, cycling, swimming and other out-of-doors activity. I like taking pictures and writing in blogs and making bamboo bicycles. Peruse my entries and you may just find clues that will lead you to a secret location where I left my sense of self-respect years ago. If you could take it to the cleaners and return it to me, I'd be much obliged.



{ Entries }

11.21.09

Trees

I spent last Saturday afternoon planting trees. 'Planting trees' sounds like a euphemism for something dirty. But it's not. I actually spent the afternoon planting trees.
11.12.09

Busy, dizzy, rode a Tin Lizzy. Got to school and had a pop quizzy.

Nothing about the title actually describes the content of this entry. Except 'Busy' and 'got to school.' Sorry, but titles are tough, dudes.
11.03.09

Get Excited!

I can deal with the fact that on my list of things I am excited about I included "classes" and "renewable energy sources" because I have come to grips with the fact that I am a huuuuuuuuuge nerd.
10.19.09

Essays and Sunshine Scouts

Setting: Science Center Atrium, Thursday, October 15, Midterm week. Joe begins typing his 5th page of a roughly 6-page paper...
10.05.09

Enviro-mentality

The class, and the Environmental Studies department, is not Environmental Science, which is the big mistake in assumption that I made going into it. I'm glad I did.
09.21.09

Faves

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens... Oh, hello there. I was just thinking about some of my favorite things here at Oberlin. Oh, I delight in hairless monkeys, Cathy comics, putting rubbing alcohol in my eyes, and above all, some great places to hang out in Oberlin.
09.13.09

The Last Stand(up) at Helms Deep or Ol' Ed at the Helms - all of 'em!

Ed Helms did not show up, but I made a great impression on a guy who walked into the bathroom.
09.10.09

A milestone

I've had talks that involved intellectual topics sprinkled in among fart jokes, and discussions in class led by teachers about a particular topic of study, but no stereotypical smart talk with a lot of words like "neoclassical," "zeitgeist," and....
09.02.09

Anticipation

I'm the kind of person who enjoys anticipation. I do like getting new stuff and experiencing new adventures, but I also really enjoy thinking about them before they happen.
08.05.09

Helpful Hintz, Yo!

There is no required reading for freshmen at Oberlin, but a quick flip through Lord of the Flies could be real helpful.
05.11.09

'Undecided' P(h)art 2 (sorry, I'm incredibly immature)

Our trivia team name, which was a great source of pride, was Schindler's Bucket List, only narrowly beating Hotel Rwanda for Dogs.
05.10.09

Undecided no more!*

*Maybe not...
04.20.09

Victory

My team T-Spain feat. Young Portugueezy, formerly Urethra Franklin, formerly Hurricane Kathleena and the Mansoon, really turned up the heat.
04.17.09

Crossed up

Why is it a concession stand? What exactly are you conceding? Except common sense in what a slice of damn pizza should cost.
04.09.09

Allow me to kibitz...

You pick up some Yiddish at Oberlin, for those of you coming from places like Columbia, Missouri, or those of you too young to remember Linda Richman.
03.23.09

Back home

Speaking of funny, I wrote a joke: So there's this big wind turbine that meets Jack Nicholson. Jack says "Hey there, I'm Jack, good to meet you" and the windmill says...
03.14.09

The Post post

I love warm weather. Everything feels better when you can walk out the front door and realize you're wearing too many layers.
03.01.09

8 questions for 8 Oberlin alums - part 3

In this episode, our heroes answer questions about creativity in teaching and working with students.
02.25.09

8 questions for 8 Oberlin alums - part 2

So, who noticed that no less than three Oberlin professors cited 'girls' as their reason for coming to Oberlin?
02.23.09

8 questions for 8 Oberlin alums - part 1

What's better than a Brendan Fraser/Christopher Walken film named Blast From the Past? A blog post that features 8 blasts from the past! This one will be better. Guaranteed.
02.17.09

An Expo-tition

"Ha! Zeez are not musician's 'ands! Zees are scientist 'ands, for working in ze laboratory! Out! Out!"
02.08.09

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous

I got my grades for my first ever semester in college back a few weeks ago, and I'm...pretty pleased, actually....
01.31.09

Vietnam 101

The second of two pieces I wrote during first semester about performances in Oberlin.
01.23.09

Darius

The movie centered on Darius, a 15-year-old with Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy. Darius' brother Mario died of the same disease when he was 19, and Darius talks about his brother occasionally during the film.
01.15.09

Pandas, Swiss Army knives, Sigourney Weaver, and of course, bamboo!

So visualize this: I'm in my basement this morning, working on my bamboo bicycle, joining the steel remnants of a child-sized bike frame to my bamboo tubes.
12.22.08

Bamboozled

Aahhhhhh! (that's 'Ahhhhhh' like the sound you make after taking a satisfying drink of Coke Zero™, not like 'Ahhhhhh please don't lock me in that iron mask for years because I look like my brother the king')
12.15.08

Winter in Oberlin

That said, it's cold as crap here right now.
12.06.08

Midnight Mudd

I neglected to utilize the lock on the bathroom once, and it became uncomfortably non-private in the middle of my activities within.
11.28.08

Running Down the Dream (running down Professor Street, actually)

My running log for Tuesday, Nov. 11 says "cold run, 3.5 miles in 25:36. Ran through the Arb, ran to North Fields, back along Woodland." This is not the whole story.
11.21.08

Last Year

They have a velvet Last Supper hanging above the stairs leading to the exit. I'm serious.
11.07.08

Once upon a time in Stevenson dining hall,

We went back and forth for quite some time, coming up with quality lines for the ladies, and some lame ones as well.

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